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daintyjune:

GUS “SILLYPANTS” JACKSON

OVALTINE JENKINS

DR. MC(CLICKY NOISES)

Gus, don’t be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it.

Gus, don’t be exactly half of an 11 pound Black Forest Ham.

This is my associate… wow, I’ve done this a thousand times.

And there was one time when Shawn said something to the effect of “Gus, don’t be the sticky side of toast”. lol.

“Gus, please don’t be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.”
“Azkaban.”
“I’ve heard it both ways.”

No you haven’t Shawn.

“I plead the third.”
“The third amendment says that a soldier can’t be lodged in your house. You mean the fifth.”
“I’ve heard it both ways.”

“I’m still not convinced, Shawn. How can you be absolutely certain that Lassiter didn’t shoot Chavez?”

“It’s relatively easy, Gus. I decide to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.

“No, that was Descartes.”

“That was the cologne we wore in high school.”

“That was Drakkar Noir.”

“No, that’s a wine.”

“That’s pinot noir.”

“Now everybody on my mom’s side of the family thinks I’m the psychic detective and you’re…”
“Gay?”
“No.”
“German?”
“No.”
“Invisible?”
“My assistant.”
“Oh.”

“You missed something. We found prints.”

“Was he in a little red corvette?”

“Under a cherry moon?”

“Fingerprints!”