paulmacharmly:

rabbitinmytrousers:

timgunnscoldblackheart:

wastingjake:

alessandrajacqueline:

killerinthecorner:

octopusssy:

smilingishealthy:

melissalover:

AWWWW

(:

Aww this made me tear up <3

<333333

:]

if this is not the most sexist thing

if this is not just a load of bullshit

why does this have so many notes it doesn’t even make any sense

^^

also i hugged my friend and somebody called me a lesbian

also i doubt a boy wrote this

(via desertcolossus)

xoxogossiptorres:

vaderisms:

pass-that:

It disgusts me how poor of an education some people have, really.

human beans

…oh.

(via tea-uh)

i laughed but then i called her stupid

worldcupsexualfrustration:

Oh Xabi, as you grunt in Basque, I want you to nuzzle your scarlet scruff over my nether regions as we lay on a fútbol field in the lush, green grass, then slam me down, pin my arms against my back and thrust yourself inside of me with such fierce vengeance that we form a crater in the ground.

ophelian:

ashleefo-fashlee:

(via sarahptor)

i do not even want to write down the thoughts that go through my head at this image b/c they creep even me out

hum

okay i first thought wet dreams

and then malaria-induced wet dreams

and then malaria-induced wet dreams about dehydrated leckie

LOW QUALITY SPIRIT ANIMAL!

SLIGHTLY OLDER AND POLICEMAN SPIRIT ANIMAL!

idk I could say those two words all day

CIGAR SPIRIT ANIMAL!

ilu bull

idk this may be my last bull post for a while because the internet apparently does not like him and does not want to turn up posts for him BECAUSE NOBODY SLASHES HIM ON BOB

which i’m cool with

all the more for me!

:D